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Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
| Length (inches) | 25 ⅞ | 26 ½ | 27 ⅛ | 27 ¾ | 28 ⅜ |
| Width (inches) | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 ½ |
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